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VivaLaColdplay

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 39464
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML

#14065722
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24678) - you deserved it (4030)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

#14048289
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30938) - you deserved it (3732)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML

#14040843
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34388) - you deserved it (3492)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

#14035490
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50140) - you deserved it (6819)

On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend told me one of the main reasons he started dating me was because I have the same name as his ex, whose name he has tattooed on his back. FML

#14034734
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37698) - you deserved it (3568)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:50am - love - by tattooed (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was at my psychologist's. We were talking about creative outlets and I told him that I wanted to start playing Dungeons and Dragons again. He starts chuckling, and then says, "Oh, you were serious." FML

#14032735
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14504) - you deserved it (21210)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26759) - you deserved it (54522)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

#14023842
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38706) - you deserved it (3744)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

#14022751
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33429) - you deserved it (4081)

On 11/29/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by wtf (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

#14022149
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32241) - you deserved it (3112)

On 11/29/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Username -

Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML

#14022064
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30156) - you deserved it (3721)

On 11/29/2010 at 9:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML

#14021682
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35334) - you deserved it (6422)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by katelouise2102 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML

#14019965
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31876) - you deserved it (4588)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:11am - health - by unknown951 -

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

#13991584
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31346) - you deserved it (3160)

On 11/26/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML

#13990251
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37375) - you deserved it (2986)

On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)



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