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VivaLaColdplay

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VivaLaColdplay

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17802
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VivaLaColdplay : Elloh! :D

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VivaLaColdplay's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

#10906300
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31276) - you deserved it (5039)

On 06/01/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by smellyfeet (woman) - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML

#10853555
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27156) - you deserved it (4899)

On 05/30/2010 at 12:01am - animals - by misTreated (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I wasn't feeling well, so I took my temperature with a thermometer from my sister's bathroom. I later found out that I actually used my sister's rectal thermometer. At least I don't have a fever. FML

#10842466
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25804) - you deserved it (8545)

On 05/29/2010 at 2:20pm - health - by asstomouth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

#10827596
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31895) - you deserved it (4130)

On 05/28/2010 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

#10823884
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9721) - you deserved it (28567)

On 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by crazygirl10 - United States

Today, I went on a first date wearing a new hair color. It was Interior Latex Slate Speckled Grey, from accidentally leaning my head against a wall while house painting earlier. FML

#10772348
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18184) - you deserved it (12380)

On 05/26/2010 at 4:18am - misc - by pandasbear - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

#10665282
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26943) - you deserved it (3902)

On 05/21/2010 at 8:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML

#10645827
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6523) - you deserved it (49650)

On 05/20/2010 at 8:37am - misc - by Candy - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

#10642030
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40341) - you deserved it (4569)

On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

#10624819
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50028) - you deserved it (6747)

On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash a KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML

#10166473
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (15704)

On 04/26/2010 at 5:42pm - misc - by Michelle (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML

#10158363
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39104) - you deserved it (8715)

On 04/26/2010 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Rowden (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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