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Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by asdfghjkl / 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML
by Username / 12/15/2010 at 12:22pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Money
Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2010 at 1:29am / United States (Washington) / Health
by kingkarnie / 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML
by RevolutionLove / 12/10/2010 at 12:09pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML
by Cherie / 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 5:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Ed / 12/05/2010 at 8:53am / United States (California) / Kids
by miiiiilk / 12/05/2010 at 6:12am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 3:10am / Canada (Alberta) / Love