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by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 11:52am / United States (California) / Love
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
by savanna(: / 02/12/2011 at 3:05am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Austin / 02/12/2011 at 2:50am / United States (California) / Work
by Keith walk / 02/12/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Texas) / Love
by allgrowedup / 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by shredded / 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm / United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames) / Miscellaneous
by JaneVI / 02/10/2011 at 5:48pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Jaws / 02/10/2011 at 11:09am / France (Alsace) / Miscellaneous
by maddie! / 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Heretique / 02/09/2011 at 4:30am / Norway (Finnmark) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2011 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/09/2011 at 12:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, my wife was talking to our 9 month-old baby. “Your father really is an example.” I smiled,… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…