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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23506
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

#13470194
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29398) - you deserved it (3888)

On 10/16/2010 at 9:14am - misc - by dcait_1196 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

#13469972
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32949) - you deserved it (6428)

On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 4 year old son told his preschool teacher that his daddy could pick up 10,000 cows but couldn't pick up his mommy because she was too heavy. I'm the mommy. FML

#13467728
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27034) - you deserved it (5564)

On 10/16/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by princessj - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

#13466592
121 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34436) - you deserved it (5273)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

#13459944
54 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 3:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML

#13457559
72 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by IhatebeingtheDD - United States

Today, my parents told me I was adopted. I can understand parents waiting for a child to be old enough to understand, but I'm 33 years old. FML

#13455884
106 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 4:05am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33503) - you deserved it (3286)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

#13453945
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21354) - you deserved it (10672)

On 10/15/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by bcf1234 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML

#13439536
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22641) - you deserved it (15681)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
162 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML

#13422951
123 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

#13413623
128 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28647) - you deserved it (4631)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)



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