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VivaLaColdplay

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 36198
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18014) - you deserved it (31672)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44913) - you deserved it (3043)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my Mum has spent the money she's been saving for my wedding on moving house. She called saving for a wedding for me a 'pointless cause' as it's probably never going to happen now. I'm only 22. FML

#14552132
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25830) - you deserved it (3399)

On 01/12/2011 at 8:14am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28104) - you deserved it (2738)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

#14534299
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12139) - you deserved it (39101)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

#14534141
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40786) - you deserved it (4292)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm - health - by triplenipple (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

#14524101
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34161) - you deserved it (3483)

On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65234) - you deserved it (3830)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

#14494706
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11669) - you deserved it (26896)

On 01/07/2011 at 6:24am - kids - by G-6 -

Today, at work, I was asked to sharpen some pencils. I'm an electronics and mechanics engineer, and while I understand it's been quite a while since I was in primary school, I still wonder why my boss felt the need to explain in minute detail how to sharpen a pencil. FML

#14494219
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24690) - you deserved it (2731)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:11am - work - by dibman (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML

#14490872
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25576) - you deserved it (4673)

On 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

#14481940
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25782) - you deserved it (5771)

On 01/06/2011 at 1:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML

#14481844
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24832) - you deserved it (13113)

On 01/06/2011 at 12:57am - intimacy - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

#14480016
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12496) - you deserved it (55366)

On 01/05/2011 at 10:35pm - love - by sadlife -

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

#14475422
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51036) - you deserved it (8671)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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