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VivaLaColdplay

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VivaLaColdplay

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 29807
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VivaLaColdplay : Elloh! :D

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Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

#14274889
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8641) - you deserved it (27283)

On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

#14248345
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29847) - you deserved it (3601)

On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML

#14217567
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32023) - you deserved it (6681)

On 12/15/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by Charlayyyy -

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

#14212477
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11872) - you deserved it (30869)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:22pm - money - by Username - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML

#14186357
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34793) - you deserved it (4877)

On 12/13/2010 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML

#14170475
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36342) - you deserved it (2491)

On 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm - misc - by kingkarnie - United States

Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML

#14153563
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43647) - you deserved it (4922)

On 12/10/2010 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by RevolutionLove - United States

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

#14151481
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25735) - you deserved it (4561)

On 12/10/2010 at 6:37am - misc - by iamnotuseless -

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34062) - you deserved it (6091)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

#14104708
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36023) - you deserved it (2848)

On 12/06/2010 at 5:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

#14093907
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24588) - you deserved it (9827)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:53am - kids - by Ed - United States (California)

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

#14093222
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27795) - you deserved it (8869)

On 12/05/2010 at 6:12am - intimacy - by miiiiilk (woman) - United States (California)

 Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

#14092171
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24177) - you deserved it (3793)

On 12/05/2010 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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