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Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
by ciararow / 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm / United States / Animals
by sophie / 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
by CollegeBoy / 04/13/2011 at 9:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by ihaveahome / 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous
by JT / 04/12/2011 at 10:19am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
by bananaman / 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
by anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML
by Riley / 04/09/2011 at 4:21am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous
by notfunny / 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by ihateseagulls / 04/07/2011 at 7:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by 1337fade / 04/07/2011 at 1:19am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
- Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks… Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class… Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come…