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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (23 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 44261
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Fucked!<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 6:47am<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 06/02/2016 at 12:34am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 2:19pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 6:55pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 9:56pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 5:22pm<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:36am<b>theblindbandit</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 10:51pm<b>roys1girl</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:09pm<b>kindasortayeah</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:41am<b>apineapple</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 10:37pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:34pm<b>wysteria14</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 6:41pm<b>domolovesyoshi</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:13pm<b>makkarari</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 3:13am<b>theflyingellis</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 2:34am<b>brittaaany_93</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 1:13pm

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VivaLaColdplay's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

by ciararow / 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm / United States / Animals

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

by sophie / 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML

by CollegeBoy / 04/13/2011 at 9:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm / Animals

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

by ihaveahome / 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

by JT / 04/12/2011 at 10:19am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

by husks / 04/12/2011 at 12:08am / Love

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML

by bananaman / 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

by anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML

by Riley / 04/09/2011 at 4:21am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally confessed my feelings to my long time crush. He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to. He replied "lmao" and hasn't texted back since. FML

by notfunny / 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

by hopeless / 04/08/2011 at 11:03am / Love

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

by failure / 04/08/2011 at 1:24am / Intimacy

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

by ihateseagulls / 04/07/2011 at 7:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

by 1337fade / 04/07/2011 at 1:19am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy