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VivaLaColdplay

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 36679
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31975) - you deserved it (3507)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML

#14888727
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36319) - you deserved it (5811)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by Hopeless -

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38641) - you deserved it (3428)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

#14882919
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44902) - you deserved it (4455)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

#14881979
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7385) - you deserved it (47395)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by superdriver - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11075) - you deserved it (38786)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML

#14877775
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33511) - you deserved it (2444)

On 02/07/2011 at 1:52am - money - by bob - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML

#14867173
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34096) - you deserved it (4480)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:26pm - love - by poop (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9896) - you deserved it (28753)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

#14857654
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30239) - you deserved it (11544)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54261) - you deserved it (3995)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML

#14836344
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32773) - you deserved it (7714)

On 02/04/2011 at 2:59am - intimacy - by missbrit (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45758) - you deserved it (8202)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

#14802343
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26200) - you deserved it (2616)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Texas)



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