Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

VivaLaColdplay

Online | Search for a member

VivaLaColdplay

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23581
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VivaLaColdplay : Elloh! :D

VivaLaColdplay's page activity

Visits<b>ImTheAlpha</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 3:36am<b>Murilirum</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 4:55pm<b>prettyinpinkxoxo</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 1:15am<b>hotel135</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 12:40am<b>abdiG</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 5:44pm<b>AwkwardShoe</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 7:20pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 11:47am<b>briang959</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 9:22am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 6:34pm<b>Cynical_D_Luffy</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 11:09pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 11:10pm<b>Mexico_WC2018</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 7:31am<b>worldclassrager</b> - the 06/29/2014 at 2:57am<b>arrow007archer</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 5:57pm<b>swiftous</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 10:22pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 3:49pm<b>DarkCaesar</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 12:00am<b>Taylor22294</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 6:08pm

VivaLaColdplay's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

See all of VivaLaColdplay's badges

VivaLaColdplay's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML

#13843258
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9006) - you deserved it (33058)

On 11/14/2010 at 6:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28241) - you deserved it (4586)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

#13836684
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33254) - you deserved it (7391)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

#13835312
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24786) - you deserved it (2555)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, was my girlfriend's birthday. I planned it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watched a French comedy, walked by the river. She also got many presents. Tonight, I was exhausted but happy for her... until she told me her birthday is tomorrow. FML

#13830674
134 comments

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

#13829290
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30071) - you deserved it (3301)

On 11/13/2010 at 4:45pm - love - by girlwithaprob (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

#13825716
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41077) - you deserved it (3759)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27678) - you deserved it (13123)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

#13807463
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8186) - you deserved it (23198)

On 11/11/2010 at 9:40pm - misc - by hot4donny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

#13803743
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29640) - you deserved it (4107)

On 11/11/2010 at 4:40pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML

#13800215
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23006) - you deserved it (2691)

On 11/11/2010 at 9:27am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16089) - you deserved it (33609)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

#13799355
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9184) - you deserved it (38545)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML

#13789947
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21953) - you deserved it (13609)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: