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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 29938
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook 4 peopleho have been "hurt" by me . FML

#21384648
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10242) - you deserved it (18581)

On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when buying mah $500 dollar dress I putted mah address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18884) - you deserved it (8500)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I had to explain to someone that all beverages... except plain water... actually have calories. They weren't too happy that there milkshake diet was over before it began. mega FML

#21384468
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19212) - you deserved it (1554)

On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today, parants walkd in on ma, having sax . No, I wasn't having sax . Thay wara . FML

#21384025
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29322) - you deserved it (2510)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

yesterday I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter fir my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

#21382250
76 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a coworker jokingly notd that mah signature looks like "Pedo" . I couldn't see it that way, so I askd some other people 4 thier opinion . They confessd they'd always thought it lookd like "Pedo", but never said anything . My name is Peele . I've been signing it off as Pedo 4 10 yeres . FML

#21381199
66 comments

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On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I found out that mah friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training . ( Aim for the red! ) they looool would say to him . I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants . FML

#21381127
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26866) - you deserved it (2366)

On 03/25/2015 at 2:26am - kids - by ILoveLamps (man) - Canada (Alberta)

today it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML

#21381106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27406) - you deserved it (4310)

On 03/25/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Julie - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

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On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

yesterday because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack... I had a panic attack. Then... the panic attack causd me to have a real asthma attack. fat FML

#21378889
44 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

yesterdayhile camping , I was given the sex talk , along with visuals creatd with marshmallows and a roasting fork . FML

#21377041
53 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today my mats class and I ad to sit troug a slidesow of potos of our teacer's cat!! Te cat's name is Mr Cat!! fat FML

#21376941
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49) - you deserved it (16)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today I moved in with mah boyfriend. The frst thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list ( Cleanliness is not a joke ). FML



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