About VioletSkies : I like learning new things that are interesting. I dislike rude people. I find it is sometimes useless to argue.
Likes;
Photography
Animals
Writing
Learning
Psychology class
Drawing (even though I'm not good)
Dislikes;
A lot of things. Main thing is when people don't at least try to use spell check or punctuations. I know my spelling and grammar isn't 100% right all the time but I at least make an effort. It is the internet but it is still useless to spell like that. I go to an online school and see people type in the discussion board with random capital letters throughout words, wrong punctuation mark (a question does not end with an exclamation mark!), really long run-on sentences, etc. At least make an effort.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - money - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)
Today, I'm very ill. My throat and glands are so swollen that whenever I fall asleep, I relax too much and cut off my own air. The doctor said it's a viral infection and there's nothing they can give me, so I can choose between trying to kill myself by sleeping or staying awake for the next few days. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 2:29am - health - by DirtyCharmed - United States (Washington)
Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
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On 10/24/2011 at 5:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Monday 20 May 2013
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