About VictoriaSchultz : My name is Victoria :)
I don't care much for people who think their the "baddest bitch" or "the shit".
If you got to know me you'd see that I'm a nice person :)
But I have my moments when people piss the fuck out of me..
Don't judge me from my looks because inside is so much deeper.
I'm from Canada :)
Speak Spanish and French :P
I love to travel
And you're still creeping on me o.O
Well I like to talk to people
Message me up on here if you want
Or add me on kik: Victoria5647
Hmm.. I'm on here for laughs really!
Even though some of these FMLs aren't great it's still nice to read them :P
Yeah well don't be shy and say hi :)
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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by rolyat (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 10:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States
Today, depressed about a recent break-up with my long-term boyfriend, I bought a book about moving on after a relationship ends. The cashier placed some standard promotional fliers in my bag during check-out. Once home, I pulled out the fliers. They were for a married couples retreat. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 1:43am - love - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended is the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML
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On 03/27/2012 at 8:25am - love - by thammer (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Jen (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States
Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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