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About VictoriaSchultz : My name is Victoria :)
I don't care much for people who think their the "baddest bitch" or "the shit".
If you got to know me you'd see that I'm a nice person :)
But I have my moments when people piss the fuck out of me..
Don't judge me from my looks because inside is so much deeper.
I'm from Canada :)
Speak Spanish and French :P
I love to travel
And you're still creeping on me o.O
Well I like to talk to people
Message me up on here if you want
Or add me on kik: Victoria5647
Hmm.. I'm on here for laughs really!
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Thursday 10 April 2014