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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 932
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About VictoriaSchultz : My name is Victoria :)
I don't care much for people who think their the "baddest bitch" or "the shit".
If you got to know me you'd see that I'm a nice person :)
But I have my moments when people piss the fuck out of me..
Don't judge me from my looks because inside is so much deeper.
I'm from Canada :)
Speak Spanish and French :P
I love to travel

And you're still creeping on me o.O

Well I like to talk to people
Message me up on here if you want
Or add me on kik: Victoria5647
Hmm.. I'm on here for laughs really!
Even though some of these FMLs aren't great it's still nice to read them :P

Yeah well don't be shy and say hi :)

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Liked!<b>FunnyToSee</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 9:31pm<b>WeChaseClouds</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 3:56am

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VictoriaSchultz's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML

#19558140
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30529) - you deserved it (3402)

On 05/01/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by rolyat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

#19532627
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24281) - you deserved it (6184)

On 04/26/2012 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

#19531707
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (3684)

On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States

Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML

#19526699
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16621) - you deserved it (2179)

On 04/25/2012 at 10:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

#19423040
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13789) - you deserved it (40532)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States

Today, depressed about a recent break-up with my long-term boyfriend, I bought a book about moving on after a relationship ends. The cashier placed some standard promotional fliers in my bag during check-out. Once home, I pulled out the fliers. They were for a married couples retreat. FML

#19404981
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19701) - you deserved it (2537)

On 04/04/2012 at 1:43am - love - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

#19404760
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18035) - you deserved it (2018)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended is the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML

#19356489
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (4291)

On 03/27/2012 at 8:25am - love - by thammer (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

#19330413
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21945) - you deserved it (2121)

On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29184) - you deserved it (19074)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

#19311891
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (6299)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Jen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

#19308008
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22716) - you deserved it (7121)

On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

#19305643
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10171) - you deserved it (46752)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States



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