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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 149
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my husband and I were fooling around in the shower. For some reason, I thought it'd be a good idea to grab his man meat and show him how to wash someone at a nursing home. He said he'd never be turned on by a nurse again. I'm a nurse. FML

#20515797
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I agree, your life sucks (11186) - you deserved it (37906)

On 02/21/2013 at 12:51am - love - by tomedicalforlove -

Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML

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97 comments

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On 02/16/2013 at 1:03pm - money - by an idiot (man) - Australia

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37836) - you deserved it (5497)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41550) - you deserved it (19154)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

#13321339
162 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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