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Viakolu's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I were fooling around in the shower. For some reason, I thought it'd be a good idea to grab his man meat and show him how to wash someone at a nursing home. He said he'd never be turned on by a nurse again. I'm a nurse. FML

By tomedicalforlove / Thursday 21 February 2013 05:51 /

Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML

By an idiot - / Saturday 16 February 2013 18:03 / Australia

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 17 November 2011 14:06 / United States

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

By canucks_chick / Sunday 23 October 2011 05:45 / Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

By holdengurl18 / Tuesday 21 June 2011 04:46 / China