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Via_Baudelaire
  • Town/Country : Florence, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 16312
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Via_Baudelaire : My name is Olivia.
I like cool pictures of weird things, tea shops, summer. I want summer more than anything. When I'm really happy or someone says something funny, I sometimes crinkle my nose and smile. I look ridiculous but It's alright. I remember dates for everything, and I'm never fully satisfied. I'm always thinking, but I like it that way. I look at my horoscope everyday, and check PostSecret every Sunday. I spend too much money when I have it, and I'll go anywhere for an adventure. I like goofy nights & deep conversations, going out and watching movies, being gross and weird. I'm awkward and have about 3 friends. I like cuddling and feeling warm. I am big on writing, music, theatrics, and art. I'm moving somewhere big one day.

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at halloween costumes online for this years halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML

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