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VeraJK
  • Town/Country : London, On, Canada, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 October 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2587
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML

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On 12/05/2009 at 11:30pm - animals - by JC (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML

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On 11/25/2009 at 3:25pm - work - by ZombieLicker (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a date in my dreams. It was a pity date, with someone who is already taken. I can't even get a real date in my dreams. FML

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On 11/24/2009 at 5:49am - love - by Lonely (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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On 11/18/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Adam (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML

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On 11/10/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I bought an iTunes giftcard worth $50. I tried to scratch off the little silver thing covering the code with a pair of scissors. I scratched so much that it's now unreadable. FML

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On 11/01/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML

#6073802
34 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by Missedtheboat (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML

#6009820
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On 10/26/2009 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by FYLyfer (woman) - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

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On 10/13/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing hysterically and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

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On 10/11/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by foxbrat - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found a parking citation from my college on my car windshield. It read PERMIT CITATION at the top. It confused me, as I had bought a parking permit 2 or 3 weeks before so that I wouldn't get a ticket. Turns out I got fined because the permit was on the wrong side of the windshield. FML

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML

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118 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Bubba (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

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42 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by Masey (woman) - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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On 08/30/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by pootythe5th (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML

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On 08/03/2009 at 3:37am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)



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