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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4203
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

#11105211
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14529) - you deserved it (46492)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , after staying at my boyfriend's house for the frst time , I got in the shower . His bathroom door doesn't lock , so half way through my shower he walked in . Trying to be sexy , I pressed myself up against the glass , which turned out the be a door that opens outwards . I fell on the floor . FML

#10939026
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19907) - you deserved it (38970)

On 06/03/2010 at 4:54am - intimacy - by elevenharries (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... I found out that family hides food from me. FML

#10893433
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24597) - you deserved it (17876)

On 05/31/2010 at 9:09pm - health - by Stupid_Chick - Canada (Manitoba)

yesterday as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" 4 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML

#10862777
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29586) - you deserved it (3605)

On 05/30/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wrappd a towel around my waist so I could take a dumphile using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat an let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML

#9918494
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7893) - you deserved it (63922)

On 04/16/2010 at 8:34am - health - by TowelSmellsNice (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

yesterday I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realizd a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

#9043466
229 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 10:13am - misc - by googoogaga (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting mah tips. The pennies stuck to mah face an left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have mah senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

#8748241
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23481) - you deserved it (5804)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:15pm - misc - by uwbeautyqueen12 - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday I sneezedhile I was throwing up into the toilet!! It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasanthen the puke violently shoot out through your nose!! fat FML

#8554799
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31274) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)

2day I saw mah crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing..." trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation mah phone actually rang... I quickly answerd but it was mah mom on loudspeaker yelling... "Did you bring yur tampons?" FML

#8472938
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10390) - you deserved it (36836)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:58am - misc - by Rach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, ONE OF MA FRIENDS POINTD OUT I'M STARTING TO GET A MUSTACE! - ( YOU'RE FINALLY A MAN! ) TO BAD IT'S MA 15T BRTDAY, AND I'M A GRL. FML

#7897193
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27769) - you deserved it (3011)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah father yelled at me 4 changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently , 1 is 4 sober driving and 2 is 4 high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28016) - you deserved it (3247)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sent to the hospital fir bieng knockd out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29162) - you deserved it (3826)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon!! FML

#7231938
43 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy,om I've ad a crus on for forever,en e asked me to video cat . I got so excited an immediately pressed accept, witout tinking . Not until e started screaming an cursing did I realize tat I was still using ma laptop on te toilet . FML

#6753544
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9108) - you deserved it (58146)

On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find mah wallet. After looking all over mah house an then the store parking lot, I had mah credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was mah wallet. FML

#6629276
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7705) - you deserved it (29559)

On 12/06/2009 at 2:43am - money - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)



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