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VeraJK
  • Town/Country : London, On, Canada, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 October 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2581
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11059) - you deserved it (34243)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

#10939026
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15925) - you deserved it (28092)

On 06/03/2010 at 4:54am - intimacy - by elevenharries (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my family hides food from me. FML

#10893433
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22054) - you deserved it (16841)

On 05/31/2010 at 9:09pm - health - by Stupid_Chick - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML

#10862777
88 comments

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On 05/30/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML

#9918494
203 comments

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On 04/16/2010 at 8:34am - health - by TowelSmellsNice (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

#9043466
229 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 10:13am - misc - by googoogaga (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

#8748241
125 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 2:15pm - misc - by uwbeautyqueen12 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

#8554799
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28085) - you deserved it (1994)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

#8472938
161 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:58am - misc - by Rach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

#7897193
130 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
76 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
141 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

#7231938
43 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

#6753544
145 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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26 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 2:43am - money - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)



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