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Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
by elevenharries / 06/03/2010 at 4:54am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Stupid_Chick / 05/31/2010 at 9:09pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
by Nikki / 05/30/2010 at 12:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by TowelSmellsNice / 04/16/2010 at 8:34am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Health
by googoogaga / 03/13/2010 at 10:13am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML
by uwbeautyqueen12 / 03/01/2010 at 2:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by mynoseburns / 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
by Rach / 02/20/2010 at 8:58am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/05/2010 at 1:25am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Goobie / 01/15/2010 at 2:24am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by brileyyyy / 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by Face / 01/09/2010 at 5:12am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
by toiletgirl / 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
by life_suxxx / 12/06/2009 at 2:43am / United States (Mississippi) / Money
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…