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Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved
Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by handyjon - United States
Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
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Today, I got a second notice from the mailman that my mail would not be delivered because of the pile of ice a plow had pushed in front of my mailbox. After getting the first notice, I'd spent an hour in the cold busting up the ice with a pick to clear a path. He put both notices in my mailbox. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 9:40pm - misc - by K (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)
Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States
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