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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3257
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

#16414850
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38852) - you deserved it (8364)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

#16369403
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32887) - you deserved it (5169)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:45am - animals - by FeedMe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

#16351736
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44561) - you deserved it (6035)

On 05/26/2011 at 12:15am - intimacy - by blahblah493 - United States

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

#16332593
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20997) - you deserved it (48055)

On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

#16284011
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10789) - you deserved it (26694)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by woodchuck0022 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61396) - you deserved it (4690)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

#16136002
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31071) - you deserved it (8963)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13973) - you deserved it (42139)

On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
224 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML

#16112747
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13165) - you deserved it (22490)

On 05/09/2011 at 11:44pm - work - by helen -

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6923) - you deserved it (70993)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41868) - you deserved it (6906)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

#16038977
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31258) - you deserved it (5217)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

#15956322
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32509) - you deserved it (6161)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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