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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 October 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2891
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14254) - you deserved it (52044)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14254) - you deserved it (52044)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14254) - you deserved it (52044)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14254) - you deserved it (52044)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14254) - you deserved it (52044)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14254) - you deserved it (52044)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14254) - you deserved it (52044)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

#16723796
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (5980)

On 06/18/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by callie - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9651) - you deserved it (48978)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

#16514185
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28352) - you deserved it (2353)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by xXEndlesslullabyXx - United States (New York)

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

#16493871
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23391) - you deserved it (8476)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:00am - misc - by Connie - United States (New York)

Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML

#16484312
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7781) - you deserved it (43012)

On 06/03/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Faithy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35749) - you deserved it (4741)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

#16430748
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39454) - you deserved it (4248)

On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51096) - you deserved it (4568)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States



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