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by Anonymous / 07/10/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Mary / 07/10/2011 at 8:49am / United States / Love
by lizownsvirgy / 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by IAmACoolCat / 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML
by omfgfmlife / 07/05/2011 at 10:32am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 12:30am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
by Stacy / 07/05/2011 at 12:04am / United States / Work
by danam / 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by K3you / 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
by hero to zero / 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (New York) / Health
by crudofalife / 07/04/2011 at 5:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by budbunny13 / 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Animals
- Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML Today, my boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing with calls and texts. Concerned as… Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was…