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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 October 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5040
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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VeraJK's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

#17054303
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37930) - you deserved it (2890)

On 07/10/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

#17051248
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41480) - you deserved it (6589)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67169) - you deserved it (5334)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49702) - you deserved it (26819)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35267) - you deserved it (5832)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

#16985861
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33804) - you deserved it (4794)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML

#16984836
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30560) - you deserved it (2924)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by omfgfmlife - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

#16980502
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26505) - you deserved it (7788)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35259) - you deserved it (8148)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

#16978964
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32475) - you deserved it (4151)

On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML

#16976984
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43927) - you deserved it (3437)

On 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm - kids - by K3you - United States (Florida)

Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

#16972353
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29596) - you deserved it (4525)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

#16972351
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32264) - you deserved it (14542)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35593) - you deserved it (3726)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

#16926272
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10037) - you deserved it (61937)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)



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