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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3386
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I decided I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML

#153348
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I agree, your life sucks (28592) - you deserved it (210231)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - health - by ugh!! (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by thedullard (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML

#3846
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On 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see well with them. She replied, "Oh yes, you have two big spots on your nose!" FML

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On 12/25/2008 at 11:53pm - work - by jamjamy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brand new and very expensive laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one. Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind, at least it makes a cool sound. FML

#458
32 comments

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On 12/06/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by harry - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
43 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version



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