Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Offline (8 hours ago) | Search for a member
About VenomSiphon : Update: So yeah, now officially a graduate, and current Med school student. AWWW YEEEE DEBT HERE I COME.
*DEBT HERE I AM
I'm an NYU kid who likes to brag, cook, play Rock Band religiously, oggle cute kitties and doggies, make dirty and sarcastic jokes, cry myself to sleep, and autoeroticize. Yeah, that about sums me up. Oh, and I'm also going to have no life for a few decades as I enter medical school.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML
Friday 18 July 2014