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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 April 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5180
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About VenomSiphon : Update: So yeah, now officially a graduate, and current Med school student. AWWW YEEEE DEBT HERE I COME.
I'm an NYU kid who likes to brag, cook, play Rock Band religiously, oggle cute kitties and doggies, make dirty and sarcastic jokes, cry myself to sleep, and autoeroticize. Yeah, that about sums me up. Oh, and I'm also going to have no life for a few decades as I enter medical school.

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VenomSiphon's favorite FMLs

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33509) - you deserved it (16406)

On 02/14/2011 at 8:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML


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On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38128) - you deserved it (3113)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML


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