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Town/Country : Brooklyn, USA
Title : Mr
Birth Date : Monday 23 April 1990 (19 years)
Number of visits : 3253
Number of comments : 7
Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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I posted the butterfly scream in the park FML but I didn't have an account then = (. I COULD HAVE GOTTEN SO MANY CHICKS! (All the ones that said "awww that's so adorable" at least)

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Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

I agree, your life sucks (41303) - you totally deserved it (2007)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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