About Venomsiphon
Update: So yeah, now officially a graduate, and current Med school student. AWWW YEEEE DEBT HERE I COME. *DEBT HERE I AM I'm an NYU kid who likes to brag, cook, play Rock Band religiously, oggle cute kitties and doggies, make dirty and sarcastic jokes, cry myself to sleep, and autoeroticize. Yeah, that about sums me up. Oh, and I'm also going to have no life for a few decades as I enter medical school.
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