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Velnaa

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Velnaa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Velnaa : Love reading FML's instead of doing my study.

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Velnaa's favorite FMLs

Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML

#20821309
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35512) - you deserved it (9018)

On 08/05/2013 at 12:00am - health - by this sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

#20462590
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39567) - you deserved it (3343)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
688 comments

I agree, your life sucks (709134) - you deserved it (56131)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1165331) - you deserved it (125755)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
751 comments

I agree, your life sucks (781614) - you deserved it (82937)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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