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Velnaa

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Velnaa : 22, Gold Coast Australia ☀️

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Velnaa's favorite FMLs

Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML

#20821309
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35677) - you deserved it (9048)

On 08/05/2013 at 12:00am - health - by this sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

#20462590
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41017) - you deserved it (3456)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
707 comments

I agree, your life sucks (741416) - you deserved it (56817)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1211063) - you deserved it (127358)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
786 comments

I agree, your life sucks (809275) - you deserved it (83828)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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