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  • Number of visits : 3703
  • Number of comments : 929
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About VeganVampyre : No, I'm not actually vegan. I am a vampire though ;)
The name is because of an amazing novel called "Suck It Up". Read it. Now. The pic is me at Hallowe'en dressed as a vampire. I hope that's why you're here because I can't imagine why else you would be.
I don't care if this is the Internet, learn proper English! The Grammar Nazis WILL come for you! Of course, I am an English major so maybe I care more than most :P
I love reading, music, volleyball, snowboarding, and rock climbing. And sarcasm. Feel free to message me now that the app has that ability! :)

"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request." That is all. Have a nice day =)

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Today, Mah Social Anxiaty Got So Bad, I Naarly Had A Panic Attackhan Too Many Paopla Joind Mah World Of Warcraft Party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24638) - you deserved it (15755)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, I WAS SEXING IT UP WITH BOYFRIEND. HALFWAY THROUGH, HE LOOKD AT ME AN SAID, "Y'KNOWHAT U NEVER SEE IN A PORNO? INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION. READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY?" HE WOULDN'T KEEP GOING UNTIL I ANSWERD. FML

#18764509
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (6359)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother cummed home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she cummed back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28985) - you deserved it (2482)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34474) - you deserved it (6040)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was hurriadly doing laundry. I thraw a sacond load in tha dryar an slammad tha door shut. All of a suddan, I haard scratching an whining coming from tha dryar. My cat probably hatas ma now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15394) - you deserved it (35269)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today , I drove past a fragrant steakhouse an my mouth began to water an my stomach started rumbling,hich would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan an an animal lover . My confused body craves burning flesh . FML

#18127858
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12570) - you deserved it (57464)

On 11/01/2011 at 9:22am - health - by loves the smell of burning flesh - United States (California)

TODAY I HAD TO TELL ALL THE TRICK-OR-TREATERS THAT I'D RUN OUT OF CANDY. I'D ACTUALLY BOUGHT ABOUT $50 WORTH OF CANDY BUT MANAGED TO EAT ALL OF IT BY MYSELF SITTING ALONE IN MY APARTMENT EXACTLY LYK LAST YEAR. FML

#18127186
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12725) - you deserved it (42620)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:09am - misc - by candice - Reserved

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17383) - you deserved it (31444)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24737) - you deserved it (15070)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS AT TE BOOK STORE WEN A BOOK CAUGT MA EYE: OVERCOMING ANXIETY FOR DUMMIES. I WANTED TO LOOK TROUG TE BOOK BUT I WAS TOO NERVOUS TO PICK IT UP, TINKING EVERYONE IN TE STORE WOULD LOOK AT ME. FML

#17698757
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29925) - you deserved it (5463)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

I approachd mah daughter and told her she needs to clean her room . Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4 . FML

#17670632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27194) - you deserved it (9301)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)



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