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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About VeganVampyre : No, I'm not actually vegan. I am a vampire though ;)
The name is because of an amazing novel called "Suck It Up". Read it. Now. The pic is me at Hallowe'en dressed as a vampire. The second pic is the stray kitty I recently took in and who my FML is about. I hope that's why you're here because I can't imagine why else you would be.
I don't care if this is the Internet, learn proper English! The Grammar Nazis WILL come for you! Of course, I am an English major so maybe I care more than most :P
I love reading, music, volleyball, snowboarding, and rock climbing. And sarcasm. Feel free to message me now that the app has that ability! :)

"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request." That is all. Have a nice day =)

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VeganVampyre's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29704) - you deserved it (3406)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9677) - you deserved it (21595)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27530) - you deserved it (16595)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29269) - you deserved it (6594)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38704) - you deserved it (5688)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30999) - you deserved it (2639)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38112) - you deserved it (6492)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34089) - you deserved it (2799)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16252) - you deserved it (36724)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13617) - you deserved it (59846)

On 11/01/2011 at 9:22am - health - by loves the smell of burning flesh - United States (California)

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13566) - you deserved it (44453)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:09am - misc - by candice - Reserved

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (18765) - you deserved it (33558)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49222) - you deserved it (5430)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68742) - you deserved it (3483)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27102) - you deserved it (15939)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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