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  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Vanity_Knight : Hmm... I'm not sure what to say about me =/

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Vanity_Knight's favorite FMLs

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43417) - you deserved it (14501)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I arrived at work to find an email from the manager whom I had bought concert tickets from the night before. He said he had actually sold those tickets to someone else. He still expects to be paid. FML

#8692922
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22257) - you deserved it (1983)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:45pm - work - by mcfaily - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

#8691974
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24632) - you deserved it (6417)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

#8691974
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24632) - you deserved it (6417)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

#8691974
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24632) - you deserved it (6417)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

#8691974
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24632) - you deserved it (6417)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

#8691974
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24632) - you deserved it (6417)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

#8691974
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24632) - you deserved it (6417)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

#8471153
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6758) - you deserved it (36652)

On 02/20/2010 at 5:36am - animals - by rimjob - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28810) - you deserved it (3570)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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