About Vanity_knight
Hmm... I'm not sure what to say about me =/
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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • 50 favorites

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • One more and it's business time

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Vanity_knight's favorite FMLs

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

By ohcrap / Tuesday 2 August 2011 04:58 / United States

Today, I arrived at work to find an email from the manager whom I had bought concert tickets from the night before. He said he had actually sold those tickets to someone else. He still expects to be paid. FML

By mcfaily / Saturday 27 February 2010 20:45 / Canada

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

By shnigel / Saturday 27 February 2010 20:04 / United States

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

By rimjob / Saturday 20 February 2010 10:36 / United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 February 2010 02:21 / Australia