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About Valdrek : I have been reading FML's since the app first came out four or so years ago now and still love and read them every single day.
I'm down to earth and I think I am level headed, it just depends on wether the person I'm speaking to is a knob head or not.
I love animals, all animals really...just not crawly little buggers. I HATE any kind of animal cruelty and feel strongly enough about it to kill to stop animal cruelty.
I believe in honor and duty.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I was at a barbeque with mah family, mah boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly calld mah boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replid, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. big fat FML
Today... my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship... and she said to me... "No offense... but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be lyk this one." Some offense taken. FML
Today, over a family dinner, husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down looool for a talk , only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore , for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
today ma grandma took it upon erself to give me te sex talk. After explaining te mecanics in excessive detail se said I souldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently I ned to be comfortable wit te mano'll be ( conning me into blowing im 4 te next 50 years. ) FML
Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassedhen she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, ( Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie! ) She honestly thought this would work. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with mah grlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my grlfriend an I were getting intimate, an I gave er a condom to putted on me. Se tried to open it wit er teet, but ripped it. Tat was my only condom. I'm now sitting ere watcing a soap opera wit a boner. FML
yesterday I finally found a cute dress that huggd mah curves and hid mah imperfections. I wore it to mah friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walkd into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
Today , mah girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper , I woke straight away an instinctively punched whoever was touching mah dick. She forgave me , but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML
Today... mah husband informd me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex fir me. I don't know what's worse... the fact that he cheatd on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
Friday 27 March 2015