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Valdrek

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Valdrek

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5484
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Valdrek : I have been reading FML's since the app first came out four or so years ago now and still love and read them every single day.

I'm down to earth and I think I am level headed, it just depends on wether the person I'm speaking to is a knob head or not.

I love animals, all animals really...just not crawly little buggers. I HATE any kind of animal cruelty and feel strongly enough about it to kill to stop animal cruelty.

I believe in honor and duty.

KiK: DmitriK
Snapchat: jackusdanielsus

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Valdrek's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a barbeque with mah family, mah boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly calld mah boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replid, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. big fat FML

#20141794
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (3523)

On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day mah daughtar callad ma talling ma sha had har twin girls. Sha namad tham Juli and Anna. Har nama is Julianna. Har kids r going to fucking hata har. FML

#20141194
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33128) - you deserved it (3624)

On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship... and she said to me... "No offense... but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be lyk this one." Some offense taken. FML

#20141147
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22364) - you deserved it (2743)

On 10/31/2012 at 12:22am - love - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I went to te ospital in labor expecting a baby boy . I ended te day wit identical twins , a baffled doctor , and a usband convinced tat our sons can clone temselves . FML

#20139353
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27138) - you deserved it (2508)

On 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm - kids - by CutestBoysEver (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to putted mah clothes back on than he lasted. FML

#20138883
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30650) - you deserved it (5928)

On 10/29/2012 at 4:49pm - intimacy - by le_evan - United States (California)

Today, over a family dinner, husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

#20136968
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23559) - you deserved it (5189)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down looool for a talk , only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore , for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

#20135671
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9705) - you deserved it (34404)

On 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

today ma grandma took it upon erself to give me te sex talk. After explaining te mecanics in excessive detail se said I souldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently I ned to be comfortable wit te mano'll be ( conning me into blowing im 4 te next 50 years. ) FML

#20134273
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (2510)

On 10/26/2012 at 1:58pm - intimacy - by fiftyshardsofbroccoli (woman) - United States

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassedhen she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, ( Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie! ) She honestly thought this would work. FML

#20133203
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29856) - you deserved it (2472)

On 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Agirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting intimate with mah grlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

#20132312
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24020) - you deserved it (16537)

On 10/25/2012 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my grlfriend an I were getting intimate, an I gave er a condom to putted on me. Se tried to open it wit er teet, but ripped it. Tat was my only condom. I'm now sitting ere watcing a soap opera wit a boner. FML

#20129928
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31520) - you deserved it (10221)

On 10/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, I Cummed Home To Fine An Almost Completely Devoured Cheesecake, The Notebook Playing On The TV, And A Shoe Thrown At My Head . It's Safe To Say My Grlfriend Is Just About On Her Period . FML

#20128340
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27973) - you deserved it (4998)

On 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by jesushelpme (man) - United States (Missouri)

yesterday I finally found a cute dress that huggd mah curves and hid mah imperfections. I wore it to mah friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walkd into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

#20128171
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24293) - you deserved it (6391)

On 10/22/2012 at 12:09pm - misc - by preggersmcgee (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , mah girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper , I woke straight away an instinctively punched whoever was touching mah dick. She forgave me , but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML

#20125284
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20802) - you deserved it (4732)

On 10/20/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by nahalDZ - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today... mah husband informd me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex fir me. I don't know what's worse... the fact that he cheatd on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML

#20124966
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28670) - you deserved it (2048)

On 10/20/2012 at 4:49am - love - by Enragedbitch - United States (California)



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