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Valdrek

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Valdrek

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6068
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Valdrek : I have been reading FML's since the app first came out four or so years ago now and still love and read them every single day.

I'm down to earth and I think I am level headed, it just depends on wether the person I'm speaking to is a knob head or not.

I love animals, all animals really...just not crawly little buggers. I HATE any kind of animal cruelty and feel strongly enough about it to kill to stop animal cruelty.

I believe in honor and duty.

KiK: DmitriK
Snapchat: jackusdanielsus

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Visits<b>delilablue95</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:17pm<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:37pm<b>kylie31</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:42pm<b>kaiboi702</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:26am<b>krishgad</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:56am<b>aishah77</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:15am<b>irwingiggles</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 6:09pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 12:04am<b>ale1139</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:28am<b>rhirhi923</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:52am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:11pm<b>2ndSucks</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 12:52pm<b>ninjakitty254</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 10:00am<b>nchic01</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 9:33pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 1:15pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 2:26am<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 1:58am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 10:06pm

Fucked!<b>kaiboi702</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:26am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:59am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 3:07am<b>BBlah</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:22am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:10pm<b>my_horrible_life</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 11:31pm<b>kylie31</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 6:57am

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Valdrek's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

#20494997
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37005) - you deserved it (6986)

On 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm - love - by NewlyDread (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend if she thinks I have a big package. She replied that she didn't want to upset me and get into another fight. FML

#20485057
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26736) - you deserved it (38272)

On 01/29/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by notsobig - United States

Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML

#20481357
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29290) - you deserved it (2246)

On 01/27/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by dynah114 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML

#20478275
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35224) - you deserved it (5958)

On 01/25/2013 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by great (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML

#20456391
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39643) - you deserved it (4642)

On 01/13/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

#20455279
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35340) - you deserved it (8582)

On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML

#20452996
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48147) - you deserved it (6314)

On 01/11/2013 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

#20449931
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34585) - you deserved it (4884)

On 01/09/2013 at 11:48am - misc - by lovingthis - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML

#20444730
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27873) - you deserved it (3548)

On 01/06/2013 at 8:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

#20436439
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29184) - you deserved it (8906)

On 01/01/2013 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my skydiving instructor casually remarked that he wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime. He was strapped to my back the whole way down. FML

#20434488
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36496) - you deserved it (3252)

On 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by _The__Doctor_ (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML

#20434205
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36194) - you deserved it (3859)

On 12/31/2012 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

#20432803
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39866) - you deserved it (4982)

On 12/30/2012 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

#20427916
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45757) - you deserved it (11221)

On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend using my hand to wank. FML

#20427495
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46811) - you deserved it (9689)

On 12/28/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by kmtranter - United Kingdom (Brent)



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