About Valdrek : I'm down to earth and I think I am level headed, just depends on wether the person I'm speaking to is a knob head or not.
I love animals, all animals really...just not crawly little buggers. I HATE any kind of animal cruelty and feel strongly enough about it to kill to stop animal cruelty.
I believe in honor and duty.
Now for three quotes -
"a man that isn't willing to die for anything doesn't deserve to live".
"to understand war is to first understand human nature itself".
"wether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right".
YDI master
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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm - love - by NewlyDread (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend if she thinks I have a big package. She replied that she didn't want to upset me and get into another fight. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by notsobig - United States
Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by dynah114 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)
Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML
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On 01/25/2013 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by great (man) - Puerto Rico
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
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Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML
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On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
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On 01/11/2013 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
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On 01/09/2013 at 11:48am - misc - by lovingthis - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML
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On 01/06/2013 at 8:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, my skydiving instructor casually remarked that he wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime. He was strapped to my back the whole way down. FML
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On 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by _The__Doctor_ (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML
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On 12/31/2012 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
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On 12/30/2012 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Monday 17 June 2013
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