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Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45882) - you deserved it (7621)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41577) - you deserved it (6656)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18370) - you deserved it (356532)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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