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Vveetard's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

By Hairball - / Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:05 / United States

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 19 April 2014 01:19 / Norway - Mo I Rana

Today, my older brother thinks typing out a Wikipedia article for an essay is not plagiarism, because he didn't "copy and paste" it. He's in college. FML

By areyouserious - / Monday 17 November 2014 03:46 / United States - Fresno

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML

By That_Indian_Guy - / Saturday 15 November 2014 13:25 / United States - Oviedo

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

By nenette / Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:50 / France