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Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35172) - you deserved it (79028)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah friend thought it would be funny to putted a pretzel on mah forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of mah head. FML

#3816010
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (8985)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a fax cummd in at work fir a specific job, and I askd the owner of the company who it was for!! He replid "the round one", so I handd it to our rotund Project Manager!! Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not mah fat co-worker!! Now i'm the asshole of the office!! FML

#3774043
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17336) - you deserved it (38844)

On 07/15/2009 at 1:24pm - work - by kjcarey123 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML

#2829311
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62710) - you deserved it (12245)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, whan patting my friand's dog, I actad lyk I was going to maka out with him. Whila I wasn't looking tha dog stuck his antira tongua in my mouth. FML

#2663554
168 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 3:44pm - health - by thedogkisser (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I was taking a bath an out of boredom started making sheep noises . I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises . When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room...here my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing . mega FML

#2637147
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21341) - you deserved it (69534)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on mah phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

#2482852
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48721) - you deserved it (7702)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

#2459150
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (76023)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146293)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airporthen I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me wat was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

#1954003
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10516) - you deserved it (39084)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

Today I was watching 24 and realized that Jack Bauer had gotten more action in 5 hours than looool I had in 5 months. FML

#14536
22 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote . FML

#704
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6789) - you deserved it (27856)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

2day as I do every morning, I woke up an gave mah dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissd him on the arse. FML

#325
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23437) - you deserved it (22173)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version



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