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Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7171) - you deserved it (1443) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1875) - you deserved it (8192)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

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On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5796) - you deserved it (1035)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4885) - you deserved it (3536)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I accidentally shaved part of my eyebrow. It now looks like I'm trying to raise one without moving the other. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2385) - you deserved it (4597)

On 02/29/2012 at 9:49am - misc - by jake (man) - United States

Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10654) - you deserved it (13487)

On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25039) - you deserved it (5075)

On 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm - misc - by Pookaa (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML

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On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21280) - you deserved it (8032)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)



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