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UrNuckinFuts

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 October 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13745
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About UrNuckinFuts : Well, I'm a girl. I love swimming, cheering, hanging with friends, meeting new people and partying! :) My favorite FML user of all time is: every1luvsboners & message me if you want to know more

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Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

#19180349
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (12511)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by poop - United States

Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML

#19179734
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24993) - you deserved it (4280)

On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

#19178854
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (2206)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by corey - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47370) - you deserved it (2826)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47370) - you deserved it (2826)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
279 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

#19173617
64 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

#19173399
129 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 6:06am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10341) - you deserved it (35450)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

#19167589
132 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by still learning - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

#19167589
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24479) - you deserved it (7694)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by still learning - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
230 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

#19166292
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27218) - you deserved it (5102)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:28am - animals - by katams - United States

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

#19164372
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32562) - you deserved it (2443)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

#19164002
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31886) - you deserved it (5579)

On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)



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