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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12333
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About UrNuckinFuts : Well, I'm a girl. I love swimming, cheering, hanging with friends, meeting new people and partying! :) My favorite FML user of all time is: every1luvsboners & message me if you want to know more

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Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

#19237178
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12693) - you deserved it (19424)

On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
95 comments

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

#19235270
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21345) - you deserved it (3338)

On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

#19233379
434 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29214) - you deserved it (29674)

On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

#19233138
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23792) - you deserved it (2310)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:24pm - work - by Me - United States

Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML

Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML

Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26157) - you deserved it (6136)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40245) - you deserved it (2983)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML

#19228938
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30981) - you deserved it (1865)

On 03/06/2012 at 7:34pm - misc - by Alex (woman) - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11775) - you deserved it (19213)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

#19227249
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13175) - you deserved it (20967)

On 03/06/2012 at 1:55pm - love - by Tommy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML

#19226913
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32459) - you deserved it (2001)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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