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Upthelilywhites
  • Town/Country : Belfast , ireland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 January 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 269
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Upthelilywhites : john o reilly, from the valley road!

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Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8150) - you deserved it (46691)

On 09/14/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by CWoah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of my stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. FML

#2530639 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (15934) - you deserved it (36013)

On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (34614) - you deserved it (1341)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)