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UnluckyAzn
  • Town/Country : Lakeland, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 June 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1502
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About UnluckyAzn : Just a asian kid trying to live his life, but God has other plans....O_o

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Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

#2900113
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I agree, your life sucks (15705) - you deserved it (47386)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51646) - you deserved it (2090)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by bitches. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at my graduation for my high school GED, my parents said they were getting all my family and my girlfriend together. So we all went out to a steakhouse down the road, everyone ordered steaks. Turns out the 'surprise' was me paying. I only got 50$ grad money, and the bill was 159.98. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49807) - you deserved it (4097)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:40am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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