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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

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394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29516) - you deserved it (2878)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I realized my paranoia is really bad when I saw my coworker holding a knife and immediately began thinking of ways to keep him from stabbing me. I work in a restaurant kitchen. FML

#19742103
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13089) - you deserved it (2452)

On 06/06/2012 at 1:00am - work - by Jonas - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20849) - you deserved it (1980)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

#19705854
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23178) - you deserved it (3054) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/30/2012 at 6:41pm - kids - by Aldoch -

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16063) - you deserved it (4368)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML

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On 05/07/2012 at 12:12am - money - by rofindie (man) - United States (New York)



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