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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML


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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I realized my paranoia is really bad when I saw my coworker holding a knife and immediately began thinking of ways to keep him from stabbing me. I work in a restaurant kitchen. FML


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On 06/06/2012 at 1:00am - work - by Jonas - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML


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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML


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On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML


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On 05/07/2012 at 12:12am - money - by rofindie (man) - United States (New York)

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