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Today..!! during a conversation..!! my boss said..!! "What...hat?" Before I could stop myself..!! I replied..!! "In the butt." FML

#20191552
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (28253)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, an African-American family cummed into the restaurant athich I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (29619)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I PLAYED CALL OF DUTY ONLINE AGAINST SOMEONEHO TURNED OUT TO BE WANKING . FML

#18897054
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24658) - you deserved it (6923)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

I was giving mah boyfriand a blow job. I thought it was going graat an I was doing a good job, until ha told ma to "stop chomping on it lika it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20872) - you deserved it (26181)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . I told mah boyfriend about how a few yeres ago I had cancer.. . an how I underwent radiation therapy . His response? "Did u glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30361) - you deserved it (3525)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today I learnd that I have the balls to base jump and skydive but I still can't ask out the hot grl working at the pub!! FML

#17620224
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23594) - you deserved it (7878)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend an I had sex, an it was my first time bieng on top. I got so into it thathen I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

#17294808
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38948) - you deserved it (9909)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31425) - you deserved it (90674)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73982) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , mah girlfriend an I were making out while she was laying on me . Her little brother walkd in , saw us an yelld , "Mom they're swallowing each other!" big fat FML

#17068940
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28552) - you deserved it (22966)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40363) - you deserved it (6216)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the looool street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (4357)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I met ma boyfriend's sopisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. Te first words to come out of is granny's mout were, "If someting appens to im, you won't get a f*cking cent of te insurance money, you ear?" FML

#17019380
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35426) - you deserved it (2818)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML

#17010843
711 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18727) - you deserved it (95397)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States



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