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by whitecollar / 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm / United Kingdom (York) / Work
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 5:39am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by GlowInTheDark / 12/09/2011 at 2:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 10:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 3:24am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML
by Jessica / 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Money
by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
- Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear,… Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She… Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during…