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Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (109941) - you deserved it (283293)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50405) - you deserved it (168029)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

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