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Ughnotagain
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 601
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

#1617373 (536)

I agree, your life sucks (65838) - you deserved it (177668)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

#950316 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (102926) - you deserved it (7131)

On 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm - love - by blaise (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. While they were gone I threw a party, but when asked I told them no, to which my dad responded " Well I'm currently looking at pictures on facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

#456719 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (10905) - you deserved it (84220)

On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363090) - you deserved it (401439)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, silettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978 (263)

I agree, your life sucks (36601) - you deserved it (114611)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)