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Ughnotagain
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81433) - you deserved it (222495)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40279) - you deserved it (132813)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)



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