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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 January 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 713
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About UberMichel : Woeii!

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UberMichel's favorite FMLs

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9936) - you deserved it (46488)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall with a note saying "Sorry Dude". FML


I agree, your life sucks (13249) - you deserved it (40662)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11113) - you deserved it (97373)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49761) - you deserved it (22857)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78052) - you deserved it (780274)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

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