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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 401
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Twinn4ever's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57193) - you deserved it (9469)

On 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by wrongguy - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML


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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML


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On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

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