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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 306
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, mah boyfriend woke me up the same way he alway does, by pulling on mah hair . Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me an kissed him . Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way . real FML


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On 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by wrongguy - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to the arport after saying goodbye to my, fir some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opend my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretendd to know wat it was. FML


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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today... I realizd the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returnd to the store to get it removd... only to realize mah receipt was misplacd. The lady at the counter thought I stole it... calld security... and had me escortd out... dress-less. FML


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On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

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