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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38141) - you deserved it (8006)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30532) - you deserved it (34543)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)



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