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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 October 2010 05:55 / United States

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

By kinky / Thursday 5 August 2010 00:24 / United States