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About Tvolsfan325 : I'm pretty laid back. I live in Florida. I go to college majoring in finance and I work. That's about it. Message me if you want. And I know I look like an idiot in my pic but I thought it was funny so don't hate
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"Live as if you were going to die tomorrow, learn as if you were going to live forever."
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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML