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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1992 (23 years)
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About Tvolsfan325 : Zombie survival expert. I've seen a shit ton of zombie movies and played every zombie game so if that shit ever goes down I don't know about you but I'll be alright. I once killed a falcon with a throwing star. I also punched a ghost in the face. I enjoy yelling at pigeons. And my favorite color is taupe, because it rhymes with dope. And don't even get me started on cats. They are not to be trusted. Message me if you want.

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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