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Tvolsfan325
  • Town/Country : Orlando, FL, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 849
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tvolsfan325 : I'm pretty laid back. I live in Florida. I go to college and work. That's about it. Swag!

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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45387) - you deserved it (372655)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (147895) - you deserved it (55392)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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