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About Tvolsfan325 : I'm pretty laid back. I live in Florida. I go to college majoring in finance and entrepreneurship and I work at Universal Studios. That's about it. Message me if you want. And I know I look like an idiot in my pic but I thought it was funny

Favorite quote of all time:
"Live as if you were going to die tomorrow, learn as if you were going to live forever."

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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