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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 August 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 754
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

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146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9166) - you deserved it (33144)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42482) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

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132 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

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188 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML

#17152929
100 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML

#16161351
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37701) - you deserved it (9741)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by f*cks_sake - United States (Ohio)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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86 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
203 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

#14344893
77 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 10:47am - misc - by muffdriver (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

#13713523
122 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Whitley - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32423) - you deserved it (3135)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)



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