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Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 11:33am - money - by bobbeta30 - United States (New York)
Today, I had gum surgery. I can't laugh. I can't smile. I can't talk. I can't eat. All I can do is wait for the pain medication to kick in. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 3:03am - health - by In Pain (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 2:47am - animals - by GrossedOut (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)
Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh apparently. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by barface - United States (Texas)
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm - work - by lions214 (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I told a co-worker to "lighten up, and stop wearing black all the time, it makes you look depressed." I didn't know his father had died the week before. FML
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Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 7:37pm - money - by Voltron - United States
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by NJ <3 - United States
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
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Wednesday 15 May 2013
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