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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 October 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22908) - you deserved it (3031)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

#17534893
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29451) - you deserved it (5124)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by callofdutyhater - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
428 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

#16676970
227 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

#16676929
158 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm - health - by Braxam - United States

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
729 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

#15749336
191 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:08am - love - by husks -

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

#15748072
103 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML

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96 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by bananaman - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

#15740141
155 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML

#15739723
208 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 12:05pm - kids - by ac32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

#15721476
224 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 6:59am - health - by Frazzled (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
304 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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