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Trixibell
  • Town/Country : Nantwich, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 September 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 776
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Trixibell : I'd love to be a wind turbine, how cool would that be, but i don't know whether i'd prefer to be on my own or as part of a wind farm. I mean they're like a hive, consistant thoughts, they work together. I think maybe i'd like to be one a little way off from the farm, so that i have my own thoughts and can be like, oooooh look at you, all spinning together, one way, well screw you, i'm gonna spin this way. How'd you like me now bitches..... Or a leaf, a leaf would be nice.

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Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by sweet_02 (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML

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On 05/05/2009 at 8:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I returned from a half-month long trip to China with a group of friends. After throwing myself into my mother's arms and bursting into tears, she stops me to say 'Listen...these last couple of weeks have been some of the best I've ever had. Can we try to keep it like that?' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37992) - you deserved it (3925)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:19pm - misc - by DuCkBuBbLeS (woman) - United States (Florida)



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