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TriNiBaByDoLL
  • Town/Country : Rosedale, NY, USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 January 1986 (26 years)
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Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

#6003671 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (22382) - you deserved it (1493)

On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

#6002557 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (6510) - you deserved it (26201)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by munchkin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML

#6002537 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (24105) - you deserved it (1642)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Jack - United States (Missouri)

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

#5998946 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (21667) - you deserved it (1828)

On 10/25/2009 at 10:27pm - love - by joyful-not (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw a youtube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his Ipod and at the end he showed how there was no scratches and the Ipod screen was clean. So I took my brand new Ipod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

#5355612 (479)

I agree, your life sucks (9105) - you deserved it (148627)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my unemployed boyfriend and I went to the casino. I gave him twenty dollars to play on. He won $1000 on a dollar machine then jackpotted the ten dollar machine for $20,000. When we got home he broke up with me. I have been working two jobs to get our own place. Move in Date?? 2 weeks. FML

#5351230 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (34577) - you deserved it (3309)

On 09/19/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

#5347133 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (36738) - you deserved it (10108)

On 09/19/2009 at 4:47am - misc - by josh (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML

#5346939 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (14666) - you deserved it (2031)

On 09/19/2009 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML

#4434062 (392)

I agree, your life sucks (56111) - you deserved it (20527)

On 08/10/2009 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by gorgeousrenthead (man) - United States (Illinois)